I'm bald. Accidentally. Done by my own hands. Here's my story:
So I'm sitting on the couch last night and think to myself, "I need a haircut." I didn't want anything too crazy. Just like a #4 or #6 buzz (what I usually get). So I then proceed to ask everyone in the house to help me with this task. No one will help me. Eventually Tony says he'll help me in a min. So I grab the clippers and head to the bathroom. I decided to go ahead and take some off the front since i can do that without assistance. I take a line from my forehead all the way to the back of my crown. It's only once i finish that line that i realize that I have forgot to put ANY guard on. Yes, Classic. We try to fix it by cutting it with a 4, 2, and even a 1. Nothing can fix it. I end up having to take it all off.